saalamander

2571 pts · May 29, 2012


“If I can laugh and pray in the same 90 minutes, i tell you what, that’s time well spent.”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Confession: I clicked on “See More”

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

*does a bunch of flips so it looks like teleporting to behind you* “nothing personnel, kid”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

semi charmed aquatic life

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Run it harder, climb it better, swim it faster, bear it stronger.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Glitzy glizzy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, with some teams they’ve said if a foul ball hits your cutout or whatever, they’ll mail the foul ball to you. That’s kinda neat.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Jack off while running on your local jogging trails, problem solved!

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Forreal, just start a fire somewhere in there. Then it’s like, a good thing.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yip fucken yip!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lessor monster sounds like a DnD thing. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn dude. Imo this is a hella good analysis and brought up things I was only vaguely aware of. Thanks for the insight. :)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get that, but imo it kind of showed how time had passed, he had grown, kinder, more relaxed/domesticated, they had a big safe city, etc.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was legit waiting for him to get pissy and walk out.

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity, how do you accidentally snort wasabi?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck him.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yes! You are good. I was hoping he’d get pressed on that. He does that too much. Says some dumb shit and just keeps talking past it.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*you’re*, just so I don’t get hammered on that.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With “Texan” in your name, I automatically assume your proficient with any ranged weapons, lol.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I don’t know much about bow&arrows, so forgive my ignorance. Is that a thing, arrows going all the way thru?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same. Also, lol at chillassburger. I respect it, keep bringing goodness to the word.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. This dude above me is a hella dumbo. Muted.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Read the books, read the manuals.” “What books?” O god. Lol.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Lol. When he said he has at least 2-3 meetings a week. I was like, “bruh, you’re running a whole damn country. Maybe you should have more?”

6 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

“He need some milk!”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y’all have bootstraps, don’t you?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I’ve owned a few camping chairs. I feel very confident it says “hot beverages”, but the “hot” is hidden.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too many of the bad kind. Not enough of the good kind.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0