saladmonkey

13270 pts ยท December 29, 2013


I am human. I promise. I grew this skin myself. I like human things...like tea and swans.

Bro It Up

Points 23
Comments 18
Views 87

Rewatching Buffy Is So Rewarding

Points 32
Comments 16
Views 1432

A Wee Ewok

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 1231

I'm An Adult Human...

Points 4
Comments 9
Views 1

Great Scot(s)! I Need Your Help!

Points 23
Comments 15
Views 527

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 10

To anyone else waiting alone

Points 77
Comments 38
Views 10

Mlem, why you fail me?

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 201

This, this right here is my cat.

Points 29
Comments 10
Views 540

Oh Biden, you sneaky Devil

Points 144
Comments 16
Views 1733

MRW people say anxiety isn't a real thing

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 388

Sexy time with the lights off

Points 1280
Comments 22
Views 31352

So, I went on my first Tinder date

Points 70
Comments 24
Views 977

Taken Too Soon But Never Forgotten

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 387

Taken Too Soon But Never Forgotten

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 485

Stroh Rum. Not even once.

Points 45
Comments 47
Views 150

MRW my mother uses my full name

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 49

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

Points 44
Comments 35
Views 3483

"You're my Marnie, Moose!"

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 749

That final Scrabble move

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 71

Me IRL

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 45

Looking For Validation In User Sub

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 199

Tryna look sexy after half a bottle of tequila

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 205

Midweek Dranks With The Gurls

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 1175

I haven't eaten in way too long

Points 22
Comments 6
Views 0

Hello Imgur

Points 54
Comments 12
Views 84

MRW it's 37 Degrees Celsius in The Centre of Cape Town

Points 26
Comments 27
Views 378

Being Single is Weird...

Points 266
Comments 45
Views 1938

MRW my two straightest female friends started hooking up

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 619

Finally a Diet I Can Get Behind

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 127

I've had Boo Radley for a year!

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 126

South African Bands to Listen to

Points 23
Comments 24
Views 47

"What should I name my book store?", "I dunno, maybe name it after stuff you enjoy?"

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 178

My 5th 16 hour shift this week starts in 2 hours

Points 21
Comments 23
Views 86610

The All Seeing Bum

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 37692

Cape Town, South Africa is a beaut.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 128

Wearing the trophies of your enemies...I, uh, guess

Points 29
Comments 11
Views 61

So, I heard you like floofs

Points 32
Comments 2
Views 53

MRW a guy at the bar sniffed my hair

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 160

Some of my 2015 funnies

Points 78
Comments 9
Views 1

Look at my home! Eye the shit outta it!

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 2

Boo Radley - Elegant AF

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 50
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