Evolution
Mr. G & Jellybean
Hi, imgur! Hanging out in the nccu. I miss my kitty, Paddington. Can you guys comment with pictures of your cats?
My DNA is special, goddamit!
I got high-fives from the surrounding cops...
MRW someone tells me that they can't hang out because they have to work and then I see them in a restaurant. FUCK YOU BRIAN.
I turned 19 today. My father has a strange sense of humor.
BREAKING:
I made a really nice "B" today. That's all.
Pity and disgust.
Stressed?
Pulled an all-nighter studying THE WRONG CHAPTER.
A Trip to The Museum of Modern Art with Peter and Jane
CAUSE OF DEATH: baby animal pictures
Brushing up the resume...
Character Development
use protection
IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM
Clitical Journalism
Sir?
"...with extra cat hair, please."
Sorry, that seat is taken. That one, too.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of awwww.
Owpple.
This is not a difficult concept.