schertt

100 pts ยท February 7, 2014


ill tell you right now that i'd have left long before he ever finished sawing my skull open

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nobody smokes a cig like that you fucking dolt

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i made that deal for 30 and just turned 30 but have no plans of actually going through with that nonsense

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah that's a fresh glass of NOPE for me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a dog owner i can tell you that's literally exactly how it works too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They couldn't sue the judge but could sue the second family itself in civil court

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$999 down with approved credit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

something something herd immunity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

someone did not think that URL through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is exactly why i went back to get my BSE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you should try it with a surfboard, probably way easier

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The year is 1970, and dirt bikes have never been hotter"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ya i have one of those too, #1. It's called my fucking pocket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the guy who ordered his pizza never got it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the flamethrower... i'll go get it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's ASSAULT, BRUDDAH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jokes on them they still have to live in 2017

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please tell me thats a real fro

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the butcher paper one is freakin brilliant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THE HASHISH HAS CHANGED YOU

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

that first one is savage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wrong again son

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love how there's always dudes just throwing themselves around for the effect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd have taken that hairless water dog home with me and we'd have been the best of friends

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

leave it to red bull

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you have nooooo idea how much easier this makes it lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that bottle of ranch says it all

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

kill all cops

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

too bad they're probably eating their failed classmates

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0