schmoople

29808 pts ยท January 29, 2012


I'm just another random person on the Internet.

Oh, that's not a pencil; it's an erasable multi pen. A Frixion 3-color grey multi pen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rotrings are super great, though my favorite is actually my Platinum Pro Use 2.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the average household income, not average income of Americans in general.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His lame-ass nickname was Brookie. His name was Brooklyn Supreme.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Well you don't want to wear glasses either yet look where we are.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This might be news to some people, but the same word can mean different things. I know, it's crazy.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That rool invalidayts most uv thu English layngwidge.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I just thank my penis.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are the same set of fish from Finding Nemo.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

This is Bob Newhart for anyone wondering.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

See, this is the perfect time to not use gifs.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, it's just cake, he'll walk it off.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love you too darling.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The "King" in snake names means they consume other species of snake. I'm fun at parties.

13 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

What you did there... I see it.

13 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Nuts just have a different kind of milk.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almond milk is a beverage made from ground almonds, and contains no cholesterol or lactose. Bitch.

13 years ago | Likes 678 Dislikes 33

Fuck

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

What do you mean they're not tasty?

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I used to go there all the time when I was little. For some reason or another I've gotten lazier as I'v e aged.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been there. I just wanted you all to know that.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps you're right, but I grew up in Portland, OR, and they remind me of the tallest building there, so I associate them with home.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were definitely built more for function than aesthetics, but I thought they were beautiful buildings nonetheless.

13 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

And yet I would kill to have any of these...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry for interrupting the Kanye hate train, but he's trying to prove that people will buy anything with a label. They're the "New Slaves"

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Perhaps he was the passenger and the photo is mirrored?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1