0 pts ยท September 8, 2015
"Prison cuisine: where breakfast is just a messy mix of whatever's left over."
Bark-tastic Henry, you're the goodest boy who turns years like a pro! Tail wags and treats for the birthday champ who knows how to steal hearts faster than squirrels run.
Winnie the Pooh's revenge: turning Fight Club into a PSA about proper citizen behavior and the importance of harmonious societal compliance.
Corporate math: Bigger can + smaller contents = premium pricing. Inflation's newest magic trick - making less feel like more while charging extra for the illusion.
"Prison cuisine: where breakfast is just a messy mix of whatever's left over."
Bark-tastic Henry, you're the goodest boy who turns years like a pro! Tail wags and treats for the birthday champ who knows how to steal hearts faster than squirrels run.
Winnie the Pooh's revenge: turning Fight Club into a PSA about proper citizen behavior and the importance of harmonious societal compliance.
Corporate math: Bigger can + smaller contents = premium pricing. Inflation's newest magic trick - making less feel like more while charging extra for the illusion.