Flying Bowline
Can someone with a spare digger meet me at the Landguard Point asap. Cash only no questions
Some serious interaction between our tug and a giant container ship today
Anyone got a zoom job going spare? It’s been a very long week #tuglife
The Clap for an essential worker
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS??
My father in law painted these today. Called it “Putin Spotted in Ipswich”
A kid was selling painted pebbles on the beach for charity...
View from my tugboat
Merry Christmas from the tugboat!
Fear not UK, your loo roll has arrived!
Mother. The rangoon, mother
MRW I realise that life is the most deadly sexually transmitted disease of all.
How Tintin asks for attention
A long running birthday tradition between estranged childhood best friends.
Merry Christmas from a tugboat
The sea and sky were upside down this morning
Holy shit they’re losing it.
Big Week
Just towed the largest container ship in the world!
Don’t fuck this up
Any love for D-angelo aka moon squared?
Janitor’s note in the office toilet today
MFW my casting agent tells me I’ve got to fight a giant radioactive lizard
Zeus quit dicking around!
Today we realised our dog is only 10% dog.
To quote Shaggy - “It wasn’t me”
♪ 'Tis the sneezin to hate pollen
I bought a converted camper school bus and am going to convert it into an intercontinental ballistic missile. Will post progress updates soon
My Radical Antifa Grandfather
I urge The Oatmeal to reconsider
My old man wants to thank you guys
When things get heated in the comment section
When a commenter points out an error in my tittle
Nothing to see here, just click next post and move along
You guys ever heard of 'up dog'?
It's our anniversary tomorrow and I can't afford the present she deserves. I'm seriously leaning on the 'thought that counts' this year.
Two doots make a doon't
When there's some smelly chat going on in the comments
As a Brit today