wake up and face the day
Like, whatever, man
Wait look I can read it
Corn Syrup
Back-handed compliment
i have seen half an episode of friends
Keepers of the sacred word
A Detroit Decision
Random standup from the depths of Youtube, Greg Kashmanian
Shining Time Crustacean
what have i done
What I think when I hear someone ask "What does your tattoo mean?"