sespiomatic

253 pts ยท March 25, 2013


I think that the part that annoys me the most is how poorly cut all of these sponsored images are.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I felt bad for her. Her dad was clearly a complete dickbag. That wasn't the focus of the episode, though!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100 - 96 is 4. 4 Washington Ave. The next clue is at the White House!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was once in a gaming store when a guy bought up a rare Pokemon card and tore it up in front of a kid in response to the kid being a turd.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That washer/dryer set in the closet will be really convenient for the maid!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you could consciously not say 'um' nobody would say um. People don't think to themselves 'I think this is a good place for an um.'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking Arcadia: the Wyld Hunt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They accurately predicted Beats by Dre. Nice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love Snatch. Not an action movie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With Mark Wahlberg?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same reason Disney will end up canceling Gravity Falls. Poor understanding of the demographics actually enjoying your show.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

btw i have rabies bite bite rofl bite hope u enjoy shots lol bite bite

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unofficial blog run by a fan of the foods found in the parks.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Clearly there's an error. You forgot to HDR the living shit out of that picture. And you call that a photograph!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Use the torque, Luke." "I can't because these keys are too narrow." "Bet that hurts your fingers if the lock gets stiff." "Yep."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever been reading a dead language and found someone talking shit about you? "You Sumerian fuck!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The original Little Rascals are probably all skeletons by now.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a form of OCD called intrusive thoughts where you can't stop thinking the worst things possible, though they hold no appeal.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mysogonistic? Were you trying to spell it as badly as possible? Was there a contest? Did you win?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If I wake up at 2 AM and decide I need some chili, I'll definitely load this page up and look at it while eating a can of Hormel.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it the song from The Bodyguard? "And aaaahhh eeee ahhhhh eeee aaaahhh will always love yoooooo eee ooooo hooo wooooo!!!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... is it good? There's a guy who does something similar where my dad lives, but it tastes like motor oil.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bedbugs don't require squalor and oftentimes aren't interested in a home that are a mess, since that just means competition & predators.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So it's a class of mostly Mormons?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kept waiting for the science. I was disappointed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once had some college kid rear end my car. Ran off before I got out. Fortunately he left a perfect imprint of his plate in my rear bumper.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, look, Buer.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fremdschamen. Feeling shame for those who do not realize they should. See also 'all of tumblr'.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wizard!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He won. Your potato tower probably tasted like shit since the fries were allowed to get cold.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0