29476 pts ยท March 18, 2011
It's that high level of professional maturity that makes me comfortable in displaying my genitalia to complete strangers
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster
was the crowd chanting "Blow it in his face! Blow it in his face!!"
My Flanders comment got zero votes awhile back now it's a web sensation? gonna have to start paying, bitches...lol
"Ya, Bob's just outside watering the plants"................with my jizz
You should be safe as long as you don't try to make it special by putting glitter on your anus
Selfie tip #2- Squeeze out those hard to reach farts before or after the picture
I always thought that that meant the year up until that point, seems I have alot of phone calls to make
He's thinkin' real hard right now......."Did they use horses to power the ships??????"
Say what you will, everyone needs to let their hair down every now and again
Ice is cold
Ya really, there is plenty of good cheeses on Ebay
He's tricking her with the old "Close your eyes and jerk off my thumb trick"
Where can I get me a pair of them snakeskin shorts?
He actually came in second
"Price check on giant cucumber and magnum condoms"
Girl upper right- +1 for smokin' a bowl at a ball game
PS- Can you bring me over another batch of those buttertarts that I enjoy so much
The only time I ever got dressed in the dark was when I was Special Ops. Have you ever tried recon on the Taliban in high heels!!!
John's reoccurring nightmare that he was a tiny mite hit home when he looked down and saw a giant band-aid
...and where do you think you're going little girl?
BRAZZERS
Shaqueefa decides to play her top hits via her twat
Wake up man! It's not that boring
WE CARE! (gives out fake 6-digit number)
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGISTS!!!
Or you could just, you know, be a gentleman and let a woman have a seat
I eat more pussy than Alf
The kids ate the whole gummy after I told them not to. I couldn't get mad though, Bob had been plunging it into my ass and pussy all night
These are not the queers we are looking for
It's that high level of professional maturity that makes me comfortable in displaying my genitalia to complete strangers
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster
was the crowd chanting "Blow it in his face! Blow it in his face!!"
My Flanders comment got zero votes awhile back now it's a web sensation? gonna have to start paying, bitches...lol
"Ya, Bob's just outside watering the plants"................with my jizz
You should be safe as long as you don't try to make it special by putting glitter on your anus
Selfie tip #2- Squeeze out those hard to reach farts before or after the picture
I always thought that that meant the year up until that point, seems I have alot of phone calls to make
He's thinkin' real hard right now......."Did they use horses to power the ships??????"
Say what you will, everyone needs to let their hair down every now and again
Ice is cold
Ya really, there is plenty of good cheeses on Ebay
He's tricking her with the old "Close your eyes and jerk off my thumb trick"
Where can I get me a pair of them snakeskin shorts?
He actually came in second
"Price check on giant cucumber and magnum condoms"
Girl upper right- +1 for smokin' a bowl at a ball game
PS- Can you bring me over another batch of those buttertarts that I enjoy so much
The only time I ever got dressed in the dark was when I was Special Ops. Have you ever tried recon on the Taliban in high heels!!!
John's reoccurring nightmare that he was a tiny mite hit home when he looked down and saw a giant band-aid
...and where do you think you're going little girl?
BRAZZERS
Shaqueefa decides to play her top hits via her twat
Wake up man! It's not that boring
WE CARE! (gives out fake 6-digit number)
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGISTS!!!
Or you could just, you know, be a gentleman and let a woman have a seat
I eat more pussy than Alf
The kids ate the whole gummy after I told them not to. I couldn't get mad though, Bob had been plunging it into my ass and pussy all night
These are not the queers we are looking for