shoesarentproof

20522 pts ยท February 19, 2013


A brief history about myself: http://i.imgur.com/3mybWQH.gifv

Ik kenn, raihts?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How in the name of cunt did this get downvoted?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

I have a trans friend. People like her show that those who are in the wrong body want to be the opposite gender. There is no 'gender-fluid'.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 22

Well, about that 'jift' - Old English used to have 'gifu' (gift) with a soft G. We'd still be saying 'Yift' if we didn't use Old Norse's G.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Feminist blogger". Keep telling yourself that the patriarchy is keeping all those high paying, responsible jobs from you...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aye, substitute/temp teacher.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You missed out Thorn and Eth, please do those too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No soap, radio.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically everyone's in Cougar Town now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust Adrian Brody to describe something as a holocaust.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does Lando wear Han Solo's new clothes too?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who uses Black Chancery font?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretentious woodblocks. Put it on a fuckin' plate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masses rhymes with Masses.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Why not? There's no 'arm in it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

UK: Train is affordable.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This way to Tumblr.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Dad, what's a blow-hole for?" "I'll tell you what it's not for, and when I do, you'll know why we can no longer go back to SeaWorld."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened in Die Hard With a Vengeance too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shadows, lighting, making the tones all equal on each one; or using auto-merge of various photos. None of this is perfected in a week.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Equal rights mean equal fights.

11 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 2

"Under arrest" - There's your problem. Inform him, educate him, but arrest him? Absurd.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 23

The girl from your college is a fucking idiot. You should tell her that from me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I keep forgetting that this isn't GTA5.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the same thing that happened to the actress who played Donna in Twin Peaks; a mid-life crisis and a lot of money.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See your GP, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nicely done. (Y)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0