sickboy65

2546 pts ยท June 4, 2013


9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When you have a problem and no one else can help, maybe you can hire the B Team.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He's also an author. His book Anarchy Evolution is pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now you've got to go fetch the ball, bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It took me ages to realize that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana were the same person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! You just traded a few days of discomfort for a lifetime of consequence free sex.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go Kings!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

DHMO? Like, from the toilet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

People either love him or hate him, or they think he's okay.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If your only goal is to make it home to your loved ones, maybe being a police officer is not the right line of work for you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

And walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat"?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Ducks eat for free at Subway.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Rascally little bastard" is exactly how my high school history book described Hitler.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because the plows would tear them up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the difference between a three year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

9 years ago | Likes 1273 Dislikes 26

Yeah, if you're a heterosexual white male.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

He scored four touchdowns in one game.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he just throw a trident?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because Saturday night's alright for fighting

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 was posted twice. Would that make it a quadruple standard?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Doby, oh Doby, may you find many treasures, both emotional and monetary.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dwight Howard probably missed both those free throws.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Psycho Dad's defense, she didn't weigh a ton when he married her.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Schwing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife cuz she weighed a ton.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0