*insert porn joke here*
Homemade Pesto Pizza.
New years resolution learn to edit
2016-1975
My dad in Vietnam - (1968)
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Title.
This shitty fortune.
Things got a little crazy tonight.
I think they would rather have water
We still coming.
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Dogs can't look up but owls can.
When mom tells you to clean your train tracks
Dewdrops on a dragonfly
Me trying to talk to women
That's an awkward parent teacher conference
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Security level middle aged dad.
That punch tho
Dildos for days
I get so sad when
Malcolm we need to cook
Man and daughter
It must be all these damn vaccinations.
Thanks mom
T-mobile marketing . Shots fired
I can only hope my kid is this awesome one day.
Indeed it is a dark future
Well it's about time
Transformers were a lot cooler in my day
Snapchat gold
This magnificent Nope.
Footage leaked from new starwars movie
Communication keeps families close
Tweets intensify
Making all of us look bad.
New norton outernet virus protection
Synergy
Now that's a good business model
The landlord in my buildings kind of a dick
Who knew he says more then "aliens"
Unappreciated Mammoth
This is why I love this show
Good old Michael Scott
Downvote if you want but after 6 months practice i can draw at a 3rd grade level
Missed my cake day by a little but I give you a pregnant bat getting an ultrasound.
Lurkers you are not alone
Behold! The many faces of Jim Halpurt
Nana Nana Nana Nana
Cute enough to make you dog people?
My brother hit me with this yesterday during breakfast
Ladies he's a keeper
Parenting is all about knowing when to draw the line
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Moral support satan
I don't know if it's a repost but this melts my heart
Blake has restored my faith
Guys we can stop , tumblr did it .
Psh, poser