sixtyfivekid

1506 pts ยท March 17, 2015


She'll let go and you won't be rejected face to face. Seems easier for both sides.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 I quite like that, except give her the balloon with the explanation, if she actually wants to talk to you she'll hang on to it. If not

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't put a beloved celebrity next to a date unless you want to give people a heart attack.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Except in Berlin this is a Pfannkuchen.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No one would even know this cunts name if he hadn't been punched. So that worked out great.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Hypnotic.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always found the pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured meats.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ice fishing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or like 14 years or whatever.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 26

The boys are back in town.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anyone else made printer noises while watching this? No? Okay.

7 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 3

Calm down, Satan.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Eh, it's Russia. They're like 35.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Treat

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They're called glencairn.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2) been the case since before property was even conceived of.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

(1) Utter fucking dross. Females limit reproductive capabilities of a tribe, were thus more valuable and needed to be protected. This has

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Nice try, biological imperative. You're not getting me that easy.

7 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 5

There's a series coming in March if that helps.

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

He meant police cars, my dude.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Most of these day more about the roaster than the roastee.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

We are and we do.

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Also wrong trivia.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

We applaud your sacrifice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine are more like 'why the fucking shit do arrays start at 1 in lua'.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because he's about to disappoint two horny witches.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Just don't look at his twitter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2