Lead singer for Slaytrain, the airband that only played 1 time and lip-sank (lip-sunk ?) to Sister Christian at the company talent show.
Lead singer for Slaytrain, the airband that only played 1 time and lip-sank (lip-sunk ?) to Sister Christian at the company talent show.
Interesting it’s more economical to move the material rather than the blade
A job hunting tip not often mentioned. Step 1. Be nice and get a lot of buddies. Step 2. Hit em up.
He does pot
Fart spray in an inflatable suit is a genre I didn’t know I needed.
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Do your shorts have to be that short?
Aerosmith?
What are those shiny silver circles?
He better not try and park there, mate.
I can verify. I came in third place in rectum of the year. Sean’s was spectacular
The price gouging issue is getting much better. It’s receding.
This is the way
My wife wrote a memoir about how she still has conversations with her dead dad. It’s funny. But I may be biased. https://a.co/d/01OSnqt5
looks delicious
There's no topping that
resurrection crab
To never have known the touch of a woman.
Glow bugs
Just meth it
gingerly touch tips.
delicious
We're doing less "break new ground", "solve important problems" and more "squeeze every penny from the same pointless sh*t".
this was an episode of south park...
Today is my birthday too! Happy birthday
It’s incredible that in his entire academic career that was the first time he heard such an obvious question. And was so confuddeled by it.
They have bootstraps?
512k RAM. That baby cooked.
For the horde!
Boss ass bitch
His girlfriend is fighting some other woman for the last morning after pill in a pharmacy right now.