slednut2000

439 pts ยท November 18, 2019


Fertilized with freshly chopped toes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And a rare female to boot.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My surgery is scheduled in 4 weeks. Can't wait to come back and comment what it's like. Can't wait to see better either. Cataracts suck, it's like looking through eyeglasses smeared with Vaseline.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White guy here, I kiss my black wife like this as much as I can. I'm not nearly as dapper as this fine man is though.

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Wow, holy crap that describes my wife in a way I never thought possible.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a crazy 10 year old, she thinks she's still a kitten.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My names on it. Hope it goes somewhere.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solo sends her best wishes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The rectum of Ella Fitzgerald?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tyco sucks, AFX all the way!!! These are the things we fought over back in the day. Seriously, I was a Tyco guy, they kicked butt on the track.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before and after.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garlic bread with cheese is the greatest dinner.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up up and away!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone's got older brothers I see..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't need to make sound to make power. Just something kids and dick heads do. I've been both so I know. Still, a really well tuned V8 is like a symphony, just during the waking hours. Don't stomp the loud pedal at night. Great way way to make enemies with your neighbors.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90 Crown Vic, greatest game on a snowy night. Get going about 50 mph on a snow covered road and set the cruise control. See how long you can keep it controlled by only steering it before you tap the brakes. Best record was close to 25 miles on a 5 lane road at 3 am. Those all season Tiger paws were awesome. I miss that old boat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Christensen I approve. My relatives left much earlier to come to Canada. Still got to respect them for doing what they did.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me laugh out loud my dude. Well done.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tiberius says hello. His sisters would argue that the limit should be raised to 5 or 6. Such a photogenic boy.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tiberius says hello handsome fellow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a follow up colonoscopy today. Absolutely the best staff and great doctors. Got the results before I even recovered from the anesthesia. Cost me 5 bucks for parking. Canada has its issues but the health care is there when I've needed it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bettman's plan still playing out. Keep the Canadians watching while keeping the Americans interested. I give up.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got a cat that lined up mice and voles at the neighbors house. They approached me and asked if they could give her treats. Who the fuck cares where their outside cats go? Don't want the cat at the neighbors place, don't let them out. Damn people are stupid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldn't wait for the comment.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Follow up is next Tuesday. It tastes like poop but drink it down and don't breathe until it's gone. You'll feel lighter than you have ever felt. Plus the sedation will make you feel the best sleep you've ever felt. If you wake up with a sore jaw then you might have a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the first Mercury to be made in China. This one will probably last longer though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0