slizzo

127781 pts ยท April 2, 2016


The upvotes are for you. The downvotes are for me.

I'm sure Russia-bots are downvoting everything related to the Puerto Rican disaster, but here are some more links to help. People are dying.

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Oh god it's coming

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Here's the gif/reason why I developed a habit of flushing and checking the seat before using any toilet at any time.

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Journey of a legend

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Excellent investment

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When my sub-100 point post somehow makes viral

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NANI!?

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Do what you gotta

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Have a good day

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Revisited in light of today

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Take that you dirty Brits!

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Binging with Babish: My newest favorite YouTube channel

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Didnt know antifa was operating out of the motherland.

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Mfw I'm in the Pacific northwest and see a dense fog in the early morning signaling incoming rain but then I realize it's actually still mostly smoke.

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Hahahahahaha

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Yikes

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It's time

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When I've just finished the dishes after cleaning the living room to find my daughter has brought all of her toys out to play with in the living room.

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The human heart in conflict with itself

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Interesting Jack Sparrow backstory

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*Tweeting intensifies*

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When you're a certified sleep specialist

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Mfw I realize I've already doubled my age since The Return of the King came out

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I'll say it

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Having your priorities straight.

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Compressing entire movies into a single bar

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Don't share this photo.

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A Menger sponge

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Oh hey guys, didn't see you there. I'm just showing off this internet speed test that I took a screenshot of.

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Legend

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When you squeeze play dough through one of those toys with all the holes.

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Haven't heard from Biden in a while

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And here is the youngest pair to enter the strange courtship ritual contest.

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It's time to upvote mediocre Minecraft screenshots

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Handy dandy chart of metal

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Yes.

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See ya tomorrow

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I hope that whoever invented steak won some sort of medal

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What's that on the thumbnail?

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Damn millenials

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Non-Newtonian fluid climbs spinning rod due to "Weissenberg Effect"

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Yes

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It's all for you, Billy.

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They're gonna torch the regulations no matter what we do today.

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Good guy Jeff Flake won't denigrate his political opponent for her religion.

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Minecraft screenshot time

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Don't forget the part where they get a hostile foreign government and the financial backing of billionaires to astroturf support for stupid things.

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When I step out of my truck into an industrial business park and can't figure out where the garlic bread smell is coming from.

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Thief

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Meanwhile, I spent 20 minutes trying to put my daughter's hair in pigtails this morning before giving up.

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Be aware of sneaky cops this 4th.

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He actually did pretty well in what has to be an impossible task.

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