slowpainter

2758 pts ยท June 17, 2011


I am an old man and I have trouble understanding. Type slowly for me.

Most places will promote you for this. Then you can do it in your own office.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stars? Dan, you are the fucking man!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

R.I.P. OP. At least you got one last photo of your killer.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My response will be the most responsible response. I have the best responses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your phone made a selfie. Machines are self aware. It has begun.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He in treble now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, I think most among us love the mess we've made.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it is a smaller world now, and could be made to work. But someone would still dump the tea into the harbor, doubtless.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, no taxation without representation.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Fuck titles. You're an old man with a plan.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cats and yoga are like peanut butter and chocolate.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have invented the anti 2016 drug.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Maybe she'll kill you last for saving her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Impressive. Most impressive.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One request: DON'T DIE. 2016 is a sith lord. You know what to do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Medical. It could be endocrine. Blood and urine test will tell. Possibly 24 hour urine sample. Google pheochromocytoma.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep sight reading everything you can! When you find you are getting fatigued during play, buy a book of finger exercises like Hanon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nature's Own.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Ms. Nagy deserves a raise, but she's not likely to get one anytime soon.

9 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 10

Nothing a shot of penicillin can't take care of.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, frozen food.

10 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 5

It's really cool, in spite of my smart ass remark.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I think your probe droid has a nervous condition.

10 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 2

Did you try to connect?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! And such a majestic pose Sir or Madame Tripod makes with your aromatic sock.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done. Keep film alive! Oh, and... boobies!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like Jamie Hyneman found a new job.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0