smwr

6554 pts ยท June 6, 2016


"Beep boop, here comes the coup- wait I wasn't supposed to say that" -Last words of an unknown revolutionist. 1791

Population density in US: 35 per km2 Finland: 19. But hey if someone wants to keep an entire counter for just drying thats ok i guess

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Awfully poured

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prefect for picking someone else's nose

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an amethyst

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 million dollar in cash and an assault tank

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you have an open fracture on both of your arms without you noticing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard it's the best thing that came from Italy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All Leafs players are villains

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Who the hell ceres? I do.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just keep my stuff in a pile, or 2 piles, or scattered at the desk, or scattered on the floor. Nice work though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it sing "squack squack" or "quash quash"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't sneak into other people's homes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However, is someone else taking a shower during this?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BACON PANCAKES BACON BACON PANCAKES. You're welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thats a bad spot for a painting

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some can drop the hand and grow a new one

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Yep. Smells like burnt toast. Wait-

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would just tell horribly bad jokes on mic. AND EVERYONE HAS TO LISTEN

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually inside spidermans hand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's this drink called?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sprinting is much more fun outside.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Skeletor was persistent af. No matter how often his dumb team and some lucky He-Man dude spoiled his plans he was trying again.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beehive Cactusnack

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dungeon crawl

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well Rick doesn't seem well either

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garfield is quite sad even with the cat in the comic

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Normal person? In my country you are definitely not normal if you pay with cash. Even old people use card.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's what they call me as well

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0