snackmaster

2915 pts ยท February 27, 2014


Florida

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is a peak Mr. Rogers lesson.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australia intensifies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crazy like a fox.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Answering the real questions.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband and I just spent fifteen minutes arguing whether macaroni and cheese was a salad, or a pile of sandwiches.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting for title.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of where? There's got to be a story here.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the hell kind of vending machine is that?

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Did I see butter on a stick, too?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kid is at a sleepover. I've had two fuzzy navels and done a load of laundry. Nothing like drinking in an empty house.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP delivers.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And then need surgery, judging by what happens when my cat eats balloon string.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I came here to post this and you beat me to it. You get my upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I ever don't upvote none-pizza-left-beef, just assume I'm dead.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want to know why the dog has a gun. Does he have awesome puppy thumbs? I want to see puppy thumbs.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I would do a great many things for free tuition. That shit ain't cheap.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Clone High.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hufflepuffs are scarier than they first appear, it seems.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Photoshop.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once washed one of my husband's XL wool sweaters on hot, dryer on high. When it came out it fit a Cabbage Patch kid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right. The left is more revealing, which isn't my favorite.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Love the thoughts. Hate the font.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I scrolled past this but I had to come back.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People don't think it be like that, but it do.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just did a load of laundry containing nothing but pajamas and sweatshirts. Vacations at home on the couch alone are glorious.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0