snailturtle

37747 pts ยท June 23, 2011


Just a wise old SnailTurtle.

Apparently. Maybe I left my blinds open one night.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Washington Red Somethings

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, lottery winnings.

12 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

Yup. And I happen to be employed by one.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work for a major carrot company. This is caused by nematodes but I still laugh everytime.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bunny is thinking the same thing. He found a cuddle buddy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. I live in Chicago so I'll just swim to the great Land Lake Michigan.

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Ah. Baby's

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I imagine a sword in the babies hand.

12 years ago | Likes 484 Dislikes 9

Haha. Thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False. Hipsters don't drive cars. A hipster road trip would be a bike on a bike.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This just in!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could the you are here be anymore vague?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That move is known as the floor buffer.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. That shuttle launched from Earth.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

How do I install a new cute face? A scalpel. Oh Damn, smooth af!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sad but cats attack birds when they're allowed to roam. And cats aren't "natural."

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

John Wayne Gacy painted really good clown pictures... Just saying...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone had to slap that girl. It's a Chevy, not a Bentley.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a pet prairie dog. Please is not a word he remotely knows.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poop. I know what poop smells like.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brain is ashamed. That's all I'm going to say.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm too drunk for this.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bullet guns are too dangerous. Do they sell arrow bows?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's actually just a field with one corn stalk.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Milkshake. Hoo ha ha.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same here. On the front page of Imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hump Day

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They don't come out all at once...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0