someanonymousposter

88 pts ยท July 11, 2014


In (female) brewmeister Smith voice: I could crush your head. Like a melon. But I won't, because I need you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dude, you can get Bern stuff for, like, $70 if you buy last year's stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seriously. This looks like a drunken Scottish mashup of kettle bells and lawn darts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that ass-gasket stealing fucker.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel an innuendo stuffed in there somewhere...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, rule is to demarcate who's too young. To determine if someone is too old for you, use their age in the formula.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but it was a bitch and a half trying to phase my stereo type. Dead spots. dead spots everywhere.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

**That's why you use incognito mode. Kids.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 4: Roadkill

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 3: ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2: Sign up for LeMons

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Find Roadmaster

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who welds in a t-shirt and shorts, can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vee-o-la!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could not agree more. His positivity is a plus, but his policies are financially untenable.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...that the writing in Avatar was anything more than The Last of the Mohicans garnished in shit and reheated. Visually stunning, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...or in the event of a national government becoming tyrannical. Check out the federalist papers, explain the Bill of Rights in detail.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

'a well regulated militia' was meant to mean the entirety of the citizenry, ready to take up arms in the event of an invasion (1/?)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

...or can you apply for an Obama-gun to go with your Obama-phone?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fail to see your point. You're more than welcome to acquire all 3 in the US. Education through the 12th grade is Free for Christ's sake.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

While this is technically correct, neither wanting the "E" or wanting the "F" make for particularly good innuendo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of the 'her' part, I'm calling shenanigans.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same deal here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure they don't want the D?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That they can be still be had in the US under $1000 (iron block and 'broken in') certainly helps.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how you think this is about manipulation. Looks to me like tips/tricks on reading social ques, and sending the right ones back

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even if it's free, which it is, the imbeciles you're implying need education don't show up to class in the first place.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I (really can't) see what you did there.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0