somethingdark

99123 pts ยท January 31, 2012


Finally hit Imgurite on pretty much nothing but comments after 11 years. Obligatory selfie in the album about the super dark chocolate.

wtf I thought union jobs were supposed to pay well

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Africa has been in the center of the map this entire time.

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The text of the last sentence is also darker and has a different artifacting pattern

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You expect action from the country that brought you "thoughts and prayers" and performative outrage?

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

tbf the last war that we entered with Congressional approval was WWII

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could have sworn I saw this on TV all the time, but looking at their Wikipedia article, the only thing they did that I saw was Spin City

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm old enough to remember that the $6 Burger at Hardee's was actually $3.95.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

iirc there is also a dedicated straight pride flag and, as expected, it's hideous

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I haven't seen this kind of energy since Goths Under a Bridge.

2 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Probably because they dubbed over the line in the actual film

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even in these memes (ESPECIALLY #7 and #9, jfc) it's generally only considered from the female perspective.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I used to run a script that double-tapped Scroll Lock every five minutes. Then one day the IT department noticed it running, emailed me about it, and CCed my boss. Now I have a physical jiggler.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Behold! My contaminatinator!

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#3 - you could have just made the chart larger

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, you're thinking of the difference between "ignorant" and "stupid." Ignorant is when you simply don't know something, stupid is when you don't know something and refuse to learn. You weren't stupid, but you were ignorant.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

nah, I've lived in the south my entire life and "little girl" has NEVER been a term of endearment. Darling and sweetie, sure, but not "little girl."

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I mean if you *really* want to go there, Cher is also 80

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They already took Hayden Panettiere last week

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of islands are way cheaper than you'd expect them to be.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Where do you live? The maximum credit score in America is 850.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know exactly what his sign says

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The gold version of Zelda is actually the common version and the gray one is the rare one.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Importing foreign beef and selling it at a discount under the guise of "giving American farmers more time to grow their herds"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember Resident Evil Village had the same thing happen

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4.8% is body and the rest is fat

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speed up and pass her. You can't be following her if you're in front of her.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pleading guilty to murder in the federal case means he can't be tried for murder in the separate state case because of double jeopardy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The dogs got milk several times in the video

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's an absurd claim; if there's a button for that, why wouldn't they give it to someone off-camera?

3 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0