I wish I had understood imgur better when I was creating my user name. I'd start a new account, but then I'd have to exert effort and that isn't my strong point. After being here for a while, I feel simultaneously at home and out of place. I'm old enough to be the average imgurian's parent, but immature enough (I mean that in a 'young at heart and open of mind' way) that this appeals to me. A lot of the time I'm struggling to understand just WTF everyone's talking about because you tend to fall behind on pop culture as you age. but I still spend way too much time here, scrolling and giggling like a (happy) mental patient. You all give me hope for the future. Well, not all of you. Some of you are dicks. In fact, some of you are huge douche-waffles. I will alway upvote cats. Even dead cats on the side of the road. But especially this one. http://imgur.com/jTGa7 If you took the time to read all this. Wow. You could have gone to the kitchen and gotten a snack, but you read this instead. That chokes me up a little. C'mere. *hug*
I've got an up-vote.
I want a black cat! A cool, "Hell yeah, I'm swimming. I fucking LOVE the water!" black cat.
Seriously? Down votes? *sigh*
<3 you, Canada!
Congratulations, fellow American! Go now and be awesome amongst us! :D
Please incubate puppies in your man womb (a.k.a. 'momb')
Been browsing imgur an hour & signed in to upvote your comment. Just goes to show that words still hold power in this image-rich medium!
70? So young. :( My mother had Alzheimer's and was paranoid and afraid all the time. It's good to see he's happy. :)
Freeeeeeeeedom!
iPad, you suck.
Above the money bag . . . is that a tea bag waiting to happen?
Fuck you, Dan. You're a douche. Read that, muthadanner.
But . . . it's on wrong! Stars to the left, stripes to the right! Hurry and fix it!
Damn you. I hit 'next' before my brain registered the brilliance of your post and had to come back to 'like' this.
I signed in to 'like' this and to continue loving him. You stay slick, you BAMF.
Is this porn?
Why are you not top comment? Does no one understand what is punny and what is not?!
This is beautiful, man.
ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
This should be 'aelpp', 'dnop', 'eirrv', 'fox', 'glo', and 'ikmnppu'. Let's try to look at this logically.
Suddenly Cabernet Dasaninaun.
I love you and your dog. Go be happy and sad and excited and sleepy and silly together. Forever and ever.
FUCK THIS PUZZLE!
Own that house! :D I'm happy for you!
This is gorgeous. I need to go look at your web page (you have one, right) for pricing. I need one of these in my life.
Top middle is downright creepy. Whole lotta nope.
I read that as bored and amused.
As someone on the east coast of the United States, if it isn't a shark, it's a syringe.
His white stockings are also magnificent.
I've hemmed my own jeans!