This is how I decided to sign my receipt at the local Christian coffee shop after seeing my total.

6

15

114

Butt stuff

45

2

2093

She's weird but so cute

49

7

1291

Suicide hotline: Call 1-800-273-8255 Available 24 hours everyday

951

181

63818

Great water cooler talk...

15

11

660

My reaction to the election, no matter who wins.

30

6

7

Mrw the Indians lose the world series

14

8

8

I thought my friends costumes were awesome.

1

2

244

For Dog day

5

0

4

End of the world

19

3

310

For Valentine's day a banana for scale

10

5

25924

I feel like imgur can relate.

24

13

70

I broke up with my boyfriend today because he wouldn't keep a job.

14

30

422

Imgur vs 9gag

-3

6

185

Michael Jackson

8

7

592