I think my dolphin has autism
Hire Me!
Incredible
Floridiot Man Conducts Experiment..
The perfect crime.
Hey lil mama let me whisper in yo ear
How light can change your appearance.
untitled
SOLD
got caught praying to the booty
Don't forget to vote!
When your phone autocorrects to "It's ducking lit"
There will be hell toupée
...
lightly fried fish filets anyone?
To Infinity
i love this man
Thanks bro.
The truth of this is sad
*sneaks into Westboro Baptist Church while everyones sleeping*
when kids stare at you for a long time
Evolution
we all have our heros
you can't make this shit up
he has no idea what he's doing
seeing couples make out in the hallway
that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
My pet and I
i love scary stories
duality of pup
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
local organically grown pugs
Real life Quick Time Event
Please never explain this to me
MRW im doing the dishes and a piece of food touches my hand
There is probably a story behind this polite note from IKEA
every fucking time, I cant handle this joke
me as a dad
SHES PUMPING COFFEE INTO HER ASSHOLE WHY GOD TAKE ME AWAY
when you and your friend see someone you hate
when u type ;) instead of :)
nope.nope.nope.
It's always sad when you see someone eating alone
when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
bruh
Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy
blowing up bridges
just a friendly reminder
when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10
Death Breathers
How come I never caught this.
I swear this is me
What is up with "thy," "thou," "thee," and "thine"?
fucking golden
Dogs are very innovative when it comes to headwear.
Purritos
when your friend does something problematic and you sadly have to correct them