squeakylizard

24699 pts ยท March 2, 2012


I'm a reptile. I squeak. What more do you need to know?

I finally reached Glorious Status! This seemed like a glorious enough photo to post that on. Thanks Imgurians!

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@AquaticMonkey Since I don't really have anything witty to say about the photo, have an upvote!

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Accidentally use 8 nirnroots while trying to blast through alchemy skill... reload.

14 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 1

I feel exactly like that dog after a night of unnecessary down votes. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!

14 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

Upvoting everything, if we ALL did it... we'd beat the downvoters. Hmmm going to fap in public and make a 30 minute video about it.

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Well, since actually leaving witty comments isn't getting me anywhere... just going to go upvote everything and stop typing altogether.

14 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 25

From +1 to -4 in no time at all. I guess it's that time of evening when a handful of asshats get on Imgur.

14 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

Whew... I almost threw a poke'ball at the screen

14 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 8

That's actually pretty great

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Although that stuffed animal didn't have much going on in the face department, it's packing down below... if you know what I mean.

14 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that even trees hate when a-holes take up 2 parking spaces.

14 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Still needs more cowbell..

14 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Even if she lost the election, I'm sure she'd have a lot of requests for prom.

14 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 5

"Officials running the student government" decided not to penalize her, because they are guys. With great dicks, bro.

14 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 5

Holy Shit Fuck... that face! I'm never going swimming again.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lady Gaga looks like... anything she thinks will ruin something for you.

14 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 10

Meowrman Bates!?

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I thought I'd never say it... but I don't think this is a better love story than Twilight.

14 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

@silentjay ...but his dad could probably BUILD you a woman, to your desired specs. And a boat.

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I hope one day my daughter dates a guy like this, so I can test his dodging skills vs Remington 12 gauge.

14 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I want to go swimming in that sky!

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Posting FaceBook status complaining about the bad grades you're making and how the teacher must obviously hate you because you're failing..

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Part of a completely disappointing breakfast, just add boxed milk.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think "your dad" just became a popular choice for people to answer when asked what one thing would they bring to a deserted island.

14 years ago | Likes 420 Dislikes 0

Internet: One word that describes, cats, dogs, lols, trolls, boobs, spacedicks, duck faces, people dying and more boobs.

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Top left sign at the edge of the screen definitely says "Imgurians", too bad they cropped it out.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look out guys! Downvoters ahead ready to throw out spike strips!

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Waitaminute, I didn't realize I was focusing on George Clooney being arrested. I better go spout secondhand information of FaceBook.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...My cat didn't try to eat paper so I don't expect any upvotes. I'll pass them out tho, upvotes for everyone!

14 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Your laws of physics have no effect on my anti-gravity rat tail... mwhuahahaha

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0