squirrellbot

169685 pts · May 2, 2017


As of now: all Gifs are jacked and memes are OC.

Asheville is like 90’s Portland, just without a pot smoking basketball team.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Heard the newest one choked on an almond during her last interview.

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Vietnam was more JFK staff fearing LBJ would fire them if they dissented. He was just a wolf in sheep’s clothing though, and I’d trust the incumbent pig farmer he slandered more.

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Israel, you mean the same Israeli force that America’s Trumped up military is backing to fight Iran? Yeah world leaders of NATO will say “hah, we’re good” rather than actively kill more innocents.

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Oh, you mean natural satellites, because we have something like 45,000 man-made satellites. I thought you meant a NASA satellite taking pictures.

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Would they? I feel he’d just be their token “gay republican” and him and Jenner would just start doing tutorials on how there are only two options when it comes to wearing a dress if born with a penis. “Trans” or “cross dressing”. God forbid we let clothes just represent clothing…

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TBF starting the war was the long-term goal when we started building our military based around their border. The big issue was not really having an endgoal and US military letting AI dictate our best offensive strategies as Trump cronies instantly decimated the 2022 founded Civilian Harm Mitigation and Response team.

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Not even mentioning things like bath basins made from stone the Roman Empire made extinct. (purple porphyry)

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Why is the satellite visible but not a single moon?

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Hopefully AI recognizes it like all the shotty product placement when people don’t want it?

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How you do that trick

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My ex just moved her computer onto the living room, making me I’m a bedroom person now…

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But much more destructible. Imagine forming concrete with honey instead of water…

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If there’s a god, they also make intersex humans, now if the religious right wouldn’t villainize it so much because they aren’t sure if it’s gay or not.

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There was just a op-ed about how he was holding the city hostage, well at least they can walk the streets during their hostage crisis.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I tried them on with socks then realized it was too large and kept slipping out every time I wore them out. I tend to get boots now.

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-salmon returning to mate, probably

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Always the chance it’s an episode banned Hulu too.

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I had the “didn’t fill out paperwork in advance” ADHD so only had time to fill out the ADHD portion of the Autism/ADHD diagnosis. Since there is no medical need for a diagnosis like ADHD, I’m fine with my self-diagnosis on the autism spectrum to help understand that masking for decades is why I have trouble with identifying the “authentic self” as it’s called. But yeah Dr. was basically like “you sound like one of the rare cases I would actually suggest medication for pediatric ADHD”

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Safer than footwear that can get caught or inhibits motion.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? You’re saying the fur is cooler than the eyeballs and ears? You don’t say. /s

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Killer Whale’s are technically large Dolphins, not small whales.

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Now? “Occupy” was live-streaming this type of abuse of power a decade ago, do people forget how Trump treated PDX? He’s just copy pasting old tweets with “migrants” instead of “anarchists”.

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