st3dav

246 pts · May 13, 2012


Get your hands off my penis!

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Nice to see Uncle June found a hobby.

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Too late. Pour one out for me homies.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“Handshake” ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously he took drugs take set you on fire.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Scottish talk” is French for he was indeed having a stroke.

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I like you.

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OPs moms house. Obviously.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still works in California. The DA Gascon will do everything in his power against a homeowner and apologize to the burglar.

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?1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, he ded

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That’s Master Splinter to you

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Where’s sad Keanu?

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That’s now what Christmas is all about. What a Grinch.

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No this is Patrick.

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Oh man. Lucky!!!

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Got some tig ol’ bitties

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And my axe

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Da fuck?

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That was intended. Don’t even need to sit on you hand for it to fall asleep to perform the ol hello stranger.

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Also a bundle of sticks

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Adrian Brody has aged pretty well.

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