stabbedbyroadkill

711 pts · October 12, 2014


I like cats :)

My boyfriend just got his left testicle removed. I am glad we’re in Germany with health insurance. Don’t want to imagine the actual costs!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re welcome :) I am glad your like your gifts!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she wore a badge, the rapist wouldn’t believe it anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I fear about that too. Especially after already pushing the ear accidentally. Luckily you can switch that off!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you @Shouldntvesaidthat

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can relate! I can do that too with my foot. The pain feels oddly nice.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

She could be mentally unstable and those people can be unpredictable.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

He left Buzzfeed quite a while ago already.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The bowel and bladder empty pretty soon. You don’t want to experience that.

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

35,000. in some parts of the world they use dots instead of commas when talking about high numbers

7 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

That Christmas card is amazing ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While I have respect for moms, I fucking hate it when some of them start comparing themselves to surgeons. That’s the attitude no one needs.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Hanging them must be an American thing. Haven’t met anyone yet who does this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have this at home. Very useful when you have a lot of t-shirts and store them in drawers. I don’t have the space for hanging them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This was really entertaining , but I enjoyed even more the reactions of the bystanders.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 8

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My friend did this to me without realizing. It is terrifying indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drying racks exist. No everyone has a dryer.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think it was my boyfriend, who told me the story of acquaintances who also fell for this. So this is not even an uncommon occurrence.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notable events, weather and sports blew my mind. But I guess even many native speakers didn’t know that one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sweater is cool!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What jealous walnut is downvoting this?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I expected him going straight into the wall. Thanks Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone who says life happens: if you know you cannot afford kids, work harder to avoid having them. Still cheaper than raising kids.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 13

Some people have 20 years later still nightmares about failing a class. It’s probably what they meant.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People who comment as well on Pornhub videos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0