Hey there, Hi there! How ya doing? Glad to see ya, stick around and tell a joke why dontcha? Can you sing? you don't have to sound good or anything, I am not picky
Hey there, Hi there! How ya doing? Glad to see ya, stick around and tell a joke why dontcha? Can you sing? you don't have to sound good or anything, I am not picky
Lord loves a hanging, that's why he gived us necks, it tightens up our vocal cords and loosens up our pecs...
oh ho ho
Hey! Hey! HEY! how did those get out of my head and onto the internets
Such Wit! So punful, I salute you
Zoe!!!!!!
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Mother Drowns her Daughter, sticks her head in the Water * creepy singsong voice intensifies
Coach McGurk RULES
Hell no! I was born there and could not get out fast enough. NEVER shall I return
Well he is a musician not a scientist after all
T. Waits says that in the civil war a bullet pierced the testicles of a Union Soldier and then lodged in the ovaries of a girl 20 feet away
yes, yes it does
Like "No vagina????" to start with, right?
We are a likable people.
oooooh that looks hella gross. Side note, Cannot find Long Johns in Ontario. Eclairs yup, all sorts of other donuts YUP. Long Johns, nah
it is to help you out if you get stuffed in a trunk either by klutzery or skullduggery
I totally agree. Bacon flavoured toothpaste? Gross, just gross.
The bacon bandwagon is never far away
no such thing as too much bacon
I know, right? But it is The Bay so the price must be stupidly high.
Knowing what they are saying is important but I think they need to hear and feel the words first and THEN get into what they mean
Too bad it costs over $1,000 I now want it but can never afford it
Yesh that make sense to me
hey hey hey, no murdering me with my own axe. You gotta bring your own
Ah so. It becomes clear. So you are not going to Axe me a questions then? That is good. I always carry an axe just in case this comes up
I love the original stuff and I AM an English speaker.
Teachers RUIN Shakespeare on a daily basis. Read it as it is, no checking what the words or phrases mean, just freaking read it first
Proud of you
Shudder, I are scared of the internet
Fellow sufferer! We feel each other's pain. I take Dexalent (which is excellent)