904 pts ยท July 5, 2014
I have a friend who eats buffalo wings with a knife and fork. I haven't confronted him about this. Is there a support group?
As a soon-to-be dad, this explains so much.
Owl side-stare is kind of alluring
Behold the power of 1 horsepower*! *powered by hundreds more
And highlighter yellow is still sour.
"It's just not possible, Rufus! There's some sort of invisible hand, always pushing it a few steps ahead!"
Maintains unwavering concentration to achieve his goals. Is easily distracted by balls of yarn.
OK, Reefer Madness, calm down.
Upvoting because perfect use of meme
We have retaliated
No, but obviously has Canadian heritage
Porco Rosso is my favorite animated movie ever.
you sick bastard +1
Lowe's.
Drunk anteater dissuades his invisible friends from fighting.
I love that our forefathers thought to protect our rights from extraterrestrials.
I imagine him saying, "Walmart. Checkout lines."
Repo story: Knocked on door, guy opened w/ kids+wife staring at me; he helped load truck; couldn't blame him for throwing ottoman @ my head
RAC for a year. Worst was stove replacement. Stove had layer of roaches on sides. RAC cleaned & rented to someone else. Had to fog truck
Who dares summon The BoxCat?
Cringer, age 2 months.
It was at this moment that Harold regretted becoming a cab driver. "I bet Uber drivers don't deal with this shit," he thought.
Best use of a baby walker award goes to...
If only they were always in sync
DUUUUUUKE
Read it as, "eating puppies." Horrified, until adorbs kicked in
"Stewardess, I spike jive."
I have a friend who eats buffalo wings with a knife and fork. I haven't confronted him about this. Is there a support group?
As a soon-to-be dad, this explains so much.
Owl side-stare is kind of alluring
Behold the power of 1 horsepower*! *powered by hundreds more
And highlighter yellow is still sour.
"It's just not possible, Rufus! There's some sort of invisible hand, always pushing it a few steps ahead!"
Maintains unwavering concentration to achieve his goals. Is easily distracted by balls of yarn.
OK, Reefer Madness, calm down.
Upvoting because perfect use of meme
We have retaliated
No, but obviously has Canadian heritage
Porco Rosso is my favorite animated movie ever.
you sick bastard +1
Lowe's.
Drunk anteater dissuades his invisible friends from fighting.
I love that our forefathers thought to protect our rights from extraterrestrials.
I imagine him saying, "Walmart. Checkout lines."
Repo story: Knocked on door, guy opened w/ kids+wife staring at me; he helped load truck; couldn't blame him for throwing ottoman @ my head
RAC for a year. Worst was stove replacement. Stove had layer of roaches on sides. RAC cleaned & rented to someone else. Had to fog truck
Who dares summon The BoxCat?
Cringer, age 2 months.
It was at this moment that Harold regretted becoming a cab driver. "I bet Uber drivers don't deal with this shit," he thought.
Best use of a baby walker award goes to...
If only they were always in sync
DUUUUUUKE
Read it as, "eating puppies." Horrified, until adorbs kicked in
"Stewardess, I spike jive."