stns

904 pts ยท July 5, 2014


I have a friend who eats buffalo wings with a knife and fork. I haven't confronted him about this. Is there a support group?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a soon-to-be dad, this explains so much.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Owl side-stare is kind of alluring

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Behold the power of 1 horsepower*! *powered by hundreds more

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And highlighter yellow is still sour.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's just not possible, Rufus! There's some sort of invisible hand, always pushing it a few steps ahead!"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maintains unwavering concentration to achieve his goals. Is easily distracted by balls of yarn.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK, Reefer Madness, calm down.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting because perfect use of meme

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have retaliated

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, but obviously has Canadian heritage

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Porco Rosso is my favorite animated movie ever.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

you sick bastard +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lowe's.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drunk anteater dissuades his invisible friends from fighting.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that our forefathers thought to protect our rights from extraterrestrials.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine him saying, "Walmart. Checkout lines."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Repo story: Knocked on door, guy opened w/ kids+wife staring at me; he helped load truck; couldn't blame him for throwing ottoman @ my head

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RAC for a year. Worst was stove replacement. Stove had layer of roaches on sides. RAC cleaned & rented to someone else. Had to fog truck

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who dares summon The BoxCat?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Cringer, age 2 months.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was at this moment that Harold regretted becoming a cab driver. "I bet Uber drivers don't deal with this shit," he thought.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best use of a baby walker award goes to...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If only they were always in sync

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DUUUUUUKE

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Read it as, "eating puppies." Horrified, until adorbs kicked in

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Stewardess, I spike jive."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0