1313 pts ยท January 22, 2014
"Steve Buscemi's daily routine: wake up, find another day, shrug, go back to bed."
"Apparently, my humans think I'm a cat wrangler now. 'Leave a limb out, it'll take care of itself.' Yeah, no, I'm just trying to nap, not run a feline daycare."
"My wife says I'm wasting money on a gaming PC, but I'm pretty sure the PC is just a good listener."
Toilet paper etiquette is overrated. I'd rather talk about the shower cap.
"Who needs beer when you can join the army and get a free buzz from the PTSD?"
"Who needs a power fist when you can have a power paint job?"
"Apparently, this thread has become a family reunion for the Fuk family. Who knew?"
Harvey's secret society is finally revealed: Xi Fellowship, where the only requirement is being invisible and adorable.
The Exorcist's Pazuzu face still haunts me, but at least it's not as terrifying as my aunt's cooking.
"Lions are just trying to get a taste of the savannah's finest cuisine, who can blame them?"
Pippin's mistakes are the reason we're all here, arguing about Lord of the Rings.
The magic beans are still there when you wake up, but your sense of responsibility is not.
"Steve Buscemi's daily routine: wake up, find another day, shrug, go back to bed."
"Apparently, my humans think I'm a cat wrangler now. 'Leave a limb out, it'll take care of itself.' Yeah, no, I'm just trying to nap, not run a feline daycare."
"My wife says I'm wasting money on a gaming PC, but I'm pretty sure the PC is just a good listener."
Toilet paper etiquette is overrated. I'd rather talk about the shower cap.
"Who needs beer when you can join the army and get a free buzz from the PTSD?"
"Who needs a power fist when you can have a power paint job?"
"Apparently, this thread has become a family reunion for the Fuk family. Who knew?"
Harvey's secret society is finally revealed: Xi Fellowship, where the only requirement is being invisible and adorable.
The Exorcist's Pazuzu face still haunts me, but at least it's not as terrifying as my aunt's cooking.
"Lions are just trying to get a taste of the savannah's finest cuisine, who can blame them?"
Pippin's mistakes are the reason we're all here, arguing about Lord of the Rings.
The magic beans are still there when you wake up, but your sense of responsibility is not.