8041 pts · January 7, 2016
Great to see you posting again - stay well!
I think Donald is missing his best defence with this letter - the fact that the signature is representative of pubic hair; all he has to do is point out that none of the girls were old enough to have pubic hair, and he's off the hook.
Seems like there's a political agenda at work here - is this post about freedom of speech or about discrediting Starmer to weaken a government with a huge majority? "The instruction to remove the Banksy mural was made by HM Courts and Tribunals Service (HMCTS). Their statement made clear that, as the Royal Courts of Justice complex includes a listed (historically protected) building, they are legally obligated to preserve its original character, necessitating removal of the mural."
Literally anything except for the metric system
Wait - where’s Morty?
Leeeeeroy Jenkins
I’d love to know how many people were missing you. You’ve got a lot of people out there rooting for you mate, and am the joy you’ve brought us will give you great karma to face this challenge
I’ve heard that they’re one of the most dangerous animals in the wild, but then you can say the same about buffaloes
But he can still crawl through ducts right?
I’d call bullshit, but I’ve seen the video of Trump‘s reaction when someone shouted Alu Akhbar behind him and no way would he stand up and shout fight fight fight
Polydactyl
How cool is that? Ask the fish.
At least he got to see Bill and Melinda when they were still an item
I missed the part where Putin blows his brains out in his bunker
I think you’re mixing this up with a jynnan tonyx
Congratulations. You’ve just discovered haemorrhoids
Sorry, can you give this to us in either bananas or football fields, just so long as it’s not the metric system
"I will haunt you in your dreams"
Nothing will change, but at least now you know what change looks like
But a drag queen in his spare time, right?
I’m now checking all posts for the Onion logo regardless as you just can’t tell.
Macaque not monkeys. Some of my best friends were Macaca Sylvanus once upon a time. But yes, big teeth.
We’re the ones who wiped them out even though they were stronger than we were. Think about that.
Link to downloadable PDF please
When he says do you wanna stop for a coffee and when she says yes, he says no I was asking the owl
Fun fact; dogs are far more likely to eat you if you die than your cats
Where can I buy one of those nodding nazis for my car?
I still have a copy from before Trumps first term so if you want a cockwomble and pandemic free version hit me up
Great to see you posting again - stay well!
I think Donald is missing his best defence with this letter - the fact that the signature is representative of pubic hair; all he has to do is point out that none of the girls were old enough to have pubic hair, and he's off the hook.
Seems like there's a political agenda at work here - is this post about freedom of speech or about discrediting Starmer to weaken a government with a huge majority?
"The instruction to remove the Banksy mural was made by HM Courts and Tribunals Service (HMCTS). Their statement made clear that, as the Royal Courts of Justice complex includes a listed (historically protected) building, they are legally obligated to preserve its original character, necessitating removal of the mural."
Literally anything except for the metric system
Wait - where’s Morty?
Leeeeeroy Jenkins
I’d love to know how many people were missing you. You’ve got a lot of people out there rooting for you mate, and am the joy you’ve brought us will give you great karma to face this challenge
I’ve heard that they’re one of the most dangerous animals in the wild, but then you can say the same about buffaloes
But he can still crawl through ducts right?
I’d call bullshit, but I’ve seen the video of Trump‘s reaction when someone shouted Alu Akhbar behind him and no way would he stand up and shout fight fight fight
Polydactyl
How cool is that? Ask the fish.
At least he got to see Bill and Melinda when they were still an item
I missed the part where Putin blows his brains out in his bunker
I think you’re mixing this up with a jynnan tonyx
Congratulations. You’ve just discovered haemorrhoids
Sorry, can you give this to us in either bananas or football fields, just so long as it’s not the metric system
"I will haunt you in your dreams"
Nothing will change, but at least now you know what change looks like
But a drag queen in his spare time, right?
I’m now checking all posts for the Onion logo regardless as you just can’t tell.
Macaque not monkeys. Some of my best friends were Macaca Sylvanus once upon a time. But yes, big teeth.
We’re the ones who wiped them out even though they were stronger than we were. Think about that.
Link to downloadable PDF please
When he says do you wanna stop for a coffee and when she says yes, he says no I was asking the owl
Fun fact; dogs are far more likely to eat you if you die than your cats
Where can I buy one of those nodding nazis for my car?
I still have a copy from before Trumps first term so if you want a cockwomble and pandemic free version hit me up