studog2010

7588 pts ยท July 14, 2017


Also, proper eye protection. Do they make coggles?

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume that Pete accidentally guessed a truth about Sam.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, older brother myself here. What would he have wanted for you?

Sorry for your loss. Fuck cancer.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Diabolical! Modern game design needs to rediscover its roots.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you want stickception? Because that's how you get stickception.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ow! My fingers!" -- Future Dude

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#15 Missing the real OG: Hires

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, that's right."

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was a cashier in high school, and I was _fast_. Our self-checkouts a) can't scan as fast as I can move, and b) have the idiotic bagging area weigh scale which forces you to go one item at a time anyway.
I go to humans for anything more than a half-dozen items.

Special shout-out to the checkouts that, when I typed in a vegetable code of 4082, decided they had received 4802. I'm a programmer and I would have to do _extra work_ to cause that to happen.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 Anyone have sauce?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The solution is n + 1 ... cats, bicycles, this pattern shows up everywhere

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

-- Daleks discovering the gas pedal

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, I guess.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair. Here's one: "Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be your Huckleberry, no? -- Oh, it's both.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has got to be the greatest comeback in cinema.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, there's a second angle that caught the whole thing from further away. I just saw it in a comment on another thread...

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Library has a very long wait list.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't even imagine the conversation that led to that.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People are people, so why should it be...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...which one is square?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel you. I watched W5 for years before hearing the theme song on a stereo at a worksite. Man was that a good day.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tip that has less and less value as the years go by: you can call the radio station and ask them what they just played.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never made this connection before: car insurance companies (in Canada) are regulated on how profitable they can be, in order to keep the legally-required insurance costs low for the public.
Food isn't legally-required, but it is survivally-required. So why not regulate the profitability of grocery stores?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A technique I learned before the internet: if you've dropped one of a few of something and lost track of it, drop a second one in the same way and watch more closely. Very frequently the second finds the first for you.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I hear it now.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0