Me: hasn’t it been like 5 minutes since we looked at our lemon tree? Lemon thief:
10
0
402
Live footage of Matt Gaetz applying to become a gym teacher after finding out Florida gym teachers can now inspect student genitalia
1970
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97322
Safety first
9
4
360
We’ve been having a lot of bear sightings in the neighborhood, but I wasn’t convinced until I saw this on my evening walk.
9
1
194
MRW when the best song ever is playing and someone asks me what it is
26
10
750
In Florida, even our landscaped animals use meth
81
3
2805
Reporter describes situation in the United States (May 2020)
19
0
645
My cat has more swag than I’ll ever have
21
2
593
Truly a magical occasion
19
6
542
Everything reminds me of her
6
5
276
Get a white dog they said, it’ll be fun they said
50
11
2065
Everyone seems to hate land Lorde, but what about the other options?
-4
1
151
Omaha Trump rally survivors celebrate with handmade brunch (2020)
2524
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107748
Mitch McConnell watching the dog episode of Futurama.
31
15
634
Scarlett Ibis at the Omaha Zoo
8
1
420
New England Journal of Medicine (2020)
32
5
1034
Penguins can't fly!
8
3
275
Found it at the bazaar, I'd play it
13
5
45
The internet has ruined me
18
2
27
What sorcery is this?
15
0
89
It's been cold out, so remember...
25
15
136
It'll melt in her mouth
16
10
152
Seems legit
6
3
36
They see me rollin'...
8
4
19
Ordered a girly drink and asked for it to come in a pint glass without fruit. This was the receipt.
7
4
82
My girlfriend got me a painting of my cat
16
6
1472
MRW the water starts rising in a friend's toilet after I flush
979
35
15410
"Grumpy, we have to cook." "No."
22
0
82
Iron Boy and a pony
20
6
148
Dropping right meow
14
2
1499
Slowly becoming the crazy cat lady - Here’s my second cat, Quest, with Santa
10
4
162
Complete heterochromia
29
3
172
On a scale of one to douche...
12
14
66
Needed sewing supplies, didn't know how to react
113
20
134
Every damn day I clean his dish and give him filtered water, but he seems to prefer this method of hydrating.
11
8
383
CORGI ORGY
10
1
3724
Lion cut
22
3
1279
When someone sits on my mixtape
22
12
300
I have a dream
18
9
9
It happened once, they wrote a book about it.
6
3
61
MRW my mom shoves the phone in my face
52
6
78
WWII Marine feeding kitten
36
6
2040
Bacon covered turkey
54
7
384
Cats in the Sea Services
20
9
1402
As a matter of fact...
7
4
163
Might as well jump on the bandwagon, go hawks!
8
4
121
Cuddling otters
10
6
99
So eat it up
10
3
30
She's still wanting to go trick or treating
10
1
137
Best band merch ever
7
2
75
MFW on low-carb diet
18
6
139
Clover the three-legged cat
8
0
84
Milwaukee has a new dog park
4
3
56
Just hold on, we're almost home
24
6
75
MRW someone calls me a Jewish stereotype
10
2
779