751 pts ยท March 23, 2015
Don't they get constant splitting headaches and nosebleeds and stuff?
Japan might have a thing for androgyny.
Still. Would.
Your dog kinda looks like my dog and now I miss my dog. Thanks.
Fuck that I want to be angry.
I was hoping it'd just be the skeleton.
I'm sorry about your child's hairline
Kinda looks like a yellow penis
Uno!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE
Me too?
The tetanus mobile
Sure I was looking to shave a few years off my lifespan anyway.
.
Who knows she's a fucking mutant.
I applaud your honesty.
and i will cry the whole time but ill still fight u
man ill fight u
You should make a confession out of that.
I'm not gonna lie super sonic speed ninja guy is hot.
Most of these sound like they could/are stands.
Too bad I love you
GO AHET, MIZTUR JOSZTURR
I'm gonna throw myself under the bus here and say god I hope not.
I feel like I've seen this exact confession word for word, but I'm too lazy to look for it.
Why is everyone wearing white?
The suspense is killing me.
Why isn't facial hair usually allowed in militaries?
He sacrificed his eyebrows for that glorious thing. Do you have that same level of commitment?
Don't they get constant splitting headaches and nosebleeds and stuff?
Japan might have a thing for androgyny.
Still. Would.
Your dog kinda looks like my dog and now I miss my dog. Thanks.
Fuck that I want to be angry.
I was hoping it'd just be the skeleton.
I'm sorry about your child's hairline
Kinda looks like a yellow penis
Uno!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE
Me too?
The tetanus mobile
Sure I was looking to shave a few years off my lifespan anyway.
.
Who knows she's a fucking mutant.
I applaud your honesty.
and i will cry the whole time but ill still fight u
man ill fight u
You should make a confession out of that.
I'm not gonna lie super sonic speed ninja guy is hot.
Most of these sound like they could/are stands.
Too bad I love you
GO AHET, MIZTUR JOSZTURR
I'm gonna throw myself under the bus here and say god I hope not.
I feel like I've seen this exact confession word for word, but I'm too lazy to look for it.
Why is everyone wearing white?
The suspense is killing me.
Why isn't facial hair usually allowed in militaries?
He sacrificed his eyebrows for that glorious thing. Do you have that same level of commitment?