surrealizations

16909 pts ยท December 3, 2015


This is not your public profile so what are you doing here?!

Then I hope you have seen the music video

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you build it they will come

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give that bitch a burger, bitches love burgers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody has had a DUI

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same outfit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Da fuck I do to piss off your dog, he brought me a Coors

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ProForm buckets everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're gonna post good comics and source the artist. Well that's an upvote

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Likely a class project. School I worked at "gave" students handicaps for a week to make them learn something from it.

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

Let me just sneak over here in these giant clown shoes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gotta make sure he doesn't shoot you when he goes on that rampage, good thinking

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I owned that suit, I'd wear it every day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the OS makes these phones very different choices. I like android but understand why people like iOS better

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most jobs like the one OP is doing will require mental health checks after an incident like that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What came first, the turkey, the turkey, or the turkey?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't look like he inhaled it at all

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Here's a secret, that's all we do all day anyways

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rappers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is he doing with these discretely obtained women?...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4, now that's a trend I could really get behind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a funny pixel

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This scares me so much. I love peanut snacks and never want to hurt someone just because I wanted a salty treat.

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

The 22nd one?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think this is a recreation of the one that claims their younger sibling was bit and said that, but my memory is bad.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seat's taken

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cause most people are idiots, he was blessed doubly with stupidity

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty awesome sticker

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't tell me he didn't wipe his hands on his pants once he landed though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a nice beard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0