swampface

116846 pts · June 7, 2011


This is the bad place

Thou shalt not laugh.

Points 6832
Comments 294
Views 8390

I <3 ducklings.

Points 101
Comments 10
Views 8

Because it's gonna take a while.

Points 50
Comments 23
Views 180

MRW I'm cut off by a car that gets pulled over.

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 244

Left this outside the landlady's door last Winter.

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 86

Glad I slowed down on the drink. My feels thank me for it.

Points 196
Comments 5
Views 87

MRW there's MORE laundry to do and we're out of detergent.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 291

"Mommy why won't you love meeee"

Points 15
Comments 13
Views 82

Payback, motherfucker.

Points 44
Comments 6
Views 1757

Husky has to hold hands during car rides.

Points 204
Comments 25
Views 342

How to nail it with a girl.

Points 31
Comments 1
Views 496

Enhance... enhance... no. Fucking. Way.

Points 73
Comments 10
Views 151

Peter Han makes me ashamed of my chalkboard penises.

Points 117
Comments 7
Views 772

Baby sharks.

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 433

Just realized I can microwave a cup of ice for one minute and get perfectly chilled water.

Points 25
Comments 13
Views 375

MRW I helplessly watch the wind blow an abandoned shopping cart into my car.

Points 24
Comments 4
Views 121

22 years old and I already need a pill box for medication. Wondering what it'll be like years down the road.

Points 60
Comments 33
Views 428

I live in Louisiana. My fiance had to leave today to go back to the UK. He can't stay longer than three months at a time while we sort out immigration and where we want to marry. This sums me up quite well.

Points 57
Comments 31
Views 6507

This stings.

Points 64
Comments 7
Views 106

Time to turn out the lights... turn on... off... on... forget it.

Points 42
Comments 9
Views 11240

Sometimes, it's okay.

Points 35
Comments 19
Views 5

Dang.

Points 186
Comments 13
Views 14

"So, do I... eat myself?"

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 75

I knew it all along...

Points 20
Comments 6
Views 1

I don't think I'm pretty...

Points 21
Comments 5
Views 3373

Every time.

Points 161
Comments 15
Views 72

I don't react to porn anymore.

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 2510

Heard there wasn't enough love for Kristen Wiig on imgur. Fixed that for you. Now watch me dance.

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 4109

Where is my Blanket?

Points 19
Comments 16
Views 84

I wish I had siblings.

Points 27
Comments 18
Views 3255

I'd make a clever title but it would undermine my simple punchline.

Points 15
Comments 1
Views 443

Time to learn about the kiwi bird!

Points 104
Comments 21
Views 1925

MRW all my connections are dry or out of town.

Points 15
Comments 26
Views 144

You thought this was a caterpillar, didn't you? Acting.

Points 39
Comments 16
Views 65

Sorry imgur. Ain't nobody know Selfie like Stefon.

Points 35
Comments 5
Views 523

I must admit... I occasionally forget that "midget" is an offensive term.

Points 58
Comments 14
Views 662

Me when I insistently post content from SNL.

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 980

Good morning, imgur!

Points 44
Comments 4
Views 68

Anne Hathaway of giving me a lady boner.

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 351

Solutions to your most pressing first world problems.

Points 57
Comments 43
Views 618

I... I don't even know. Have at it.

Points 17
Comments 12
Views 66

Dance all night.

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 194

Mmm, salty pork.

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 316

Nananananananana.

Points 33
Comments 8
Views 65

Pfffffffft

Points 64
Comments 3
Views 92

A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.

Points 3182
Comments 186
Views 28471

Horse, fly.

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 568

J'ai baisé ta mère.

Points 30
Comments 6
Views 893

MRW imgurians get way too serious.

Points 5519
Comments 166
Views 39258

Back when cartoons did not give a shit.

Points 103
Comments 7
Views 250

I came to party.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 77

Mmm.

Points 38
Comments 12
Views 266

Parkour goat jumps 5-foot fence.

Points 27
Comments 8
Views 332

Wild fox and cat: best friends forever.

Points 98
Comments 9
Views 149

Cats and water taps: best friends forever.

Points 24
Comments 4
Views 8
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