Thou shalt not laugh.
I <3 ducklings.
Because it's gonna take a while.
MRW I'm cut off by a car that gets pulled over.
Left this outside the landlady's door last Winter.
Glad I slowed down on the drink. My feels thank me for it.
MRW there's MORE laundry to do and we're out of detergent.
"Mommy why won't you love meeee"
Payback, motherfucker.
Husky has to hold hands during car rides.
How to nail it with a girl.
Enhance... enhance... no. Fucking. Way.
Peter Han makes me ashamed of my chalkboard penises.
Baby sharks.
Just realized I can microwave a cup of ice for one minute and get perfectly chilled water.
MRW I helplessly watch the wind blow an abandoned shopping cart into my car.
22 years old and I already need a pill box for medication. Wondering what it'll be like years down the road.
I live in Louisiana. My fiance had to leave today to go back to the UK. He can't stay longer than three months at a time while we sort out immigration and where we want to marry. This sums me up quite well.
This stings.
Time to turn out the lights... turn on... off... on... forget it.
Sometimes, it's okay.
Dang.
"So, do I... eat myself?"
I knew it all along...
I don't think I'm pretty...
Every time.
I don't react to porn anymore.
Heard there wasn't enough love for Kristen Wiig on imgur. Fixed that for you. Now watch me dance.
Where is my Blanket?
I wish I had siblings.
I'd make a clever title but it would undermine my simple punchline.
Time to learn about the kiwi bird!
MRW all my connections are dry or out of town.
You thought this was a caterpillar, didn't you? Acting.
Sorry imgur. Ain't nobody know Selfie like Stefon.
I must admit... I occasionally forget that "midget" is an offensive term.
Me when I insistently post content from SNL.
Good morning, imgur!
Anne Hathaway of giving me a lady boner.
Solutions to your most pressing first world problems.
I... I don't even know. Have at it.
Dance all night.
Mmm, salty pork.
Nananananananana.
Pfffffffft
A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.
Horse, fly.
J'ai baisé ta mère.
MRW imgurians get way too serious.
Back when cartoons did not give a shit.
I came to party.
Mmm.
Parkour goat jumps 5-foot fence.
Wild fox and cat: best friends forever.
Cats and water taps: best friends forever.