Zoom to see my messy paintjob in HD!

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Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the Electoral College

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It's an older selfie, sir, but it checks out!

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I just TIEd the knot

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The day of reckoning is upon us!

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After an internship at a coal mine

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