tanebot

73669 pts ยท April 2, 2020


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#22 And annoyingly they don't start until like 6am. If I'm staying at a hotel it's for work and I have to be at work by then. Pick a lane, you need to either serve it at 4:30am or at 9:30am, in between is pointless.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snacks?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 "You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life if you want to control the symptoms." Oh you mean like my glasses that I have to wear if I want my eyes to work properly? Yes please give me that for my brain as well.

1 week ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

He can deny it all he wants.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think the Pixar audience are ready for Nemo stepping up into the 'breeding male' role afterwards. >.>

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, beehive!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Dolphin, you live in water. You get to eat fish. :P

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Bout to bust a capsaicin ur deer.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You... are... so... beau-ti-ful.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What that needs is a good humpin.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The last time I went to an archery club, on my first shot the bowstring clipped my nipple and I've just, like, gasped very quietly and whispered 'aah my nipple'. And the guy one lane over with his fancypants compound bow with all the sights and stabilisers and stuff has lost his shit and then missed his shot, and then glared at me because he missed his shot. It was hilarious.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 They are, without a doubt, the animal ever

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strong girl. Farm?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Get absolutely perpendicular. Actually many robots also exhibit tonic immobility. Take a drone, or a robot vacuum, and flip it over, and it'll stop everything it's doing (and probably scold you, maybe in Japanese if you press the right buttons).

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Interesting! Reminds me a lot of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI0l3yqBrA
One nitpick, why wouldn't they be able to 'feel' anything? They can see and hear, so other senses should work, and sensory input is necessary for basically all human functionality. They must have at least proprioception, some degree of pressure sensation, a sense of balance, etc.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Heretic. :P

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And where are the rest of them? I need them.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leaving books face down is heresy.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awwww. :/

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Are... are they full of snacks?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd assume the cameraman that they asked to frame the shot would be able to answer that question.

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I finally got one in year 12 and I bored that sucker out and glued some 5mm plastic tube in place of the original barrel. It only had enough pressure in the tank for one good squirt but that one shot was less like a water pistol and more like a hose.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get a lot of these calls that start with 2-3 seconds of silence, and then in an Indian(?) accent "Hello my name is , how are you today?" and I've started responding with "I was great until you phoned to tell me about solar panel rebates."

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Tyrannosaurus Drip?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Traumatic Bike Injury.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He boot is to big for he got dam feet.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(Ah fuck it's a kidney.)

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 Wait, is that not a kidney?

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