Me when talking to my son with the new slang

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5

MRW people invite me to their New Year's Eve parties:

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1

9

I miss my little murder floofs

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9

633

That moment when I'm in a simulation and I say literally anything to my employer.

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3

MRW I'm 38,000 feet in the air, and my wife asks me if I remembered to close the garage

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98745

Crustless Sunrise

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Send them to my inbox.

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