teee13

649 pts ยท December 7, 2012


when we got our dog, my mother-in-law said "But having a dog is such a big responsibility. Why won't you make a baby instead?"

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i am the mountain i am the sea

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Birds flying high you know how I feel

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Decapitation is my favorite word

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

soon.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't eat that!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

any comment.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's always a reason.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My oven is called Owen. Or it might be a typo, I'm just an uneducated cat.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You tell them, Steve!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mentally handicapped.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Denmark, elephant, pink... oh dear

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dem arms

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