teekup

470 pts ยท April 16, 2014


"Seems like the internet has been rebooted and all original content has been replaced with variations of 'I haven't seen much'."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You're a one-man show, Earth's new dictator. Nice work on the tunes!"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would make an epic zombie apocalypse hideout or secret lair for a supervillain with impeccable taste in abandoned real estate.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forced birth: where corpses have more bodily autonomy than living women. Logic is not their strong suit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute barbarian.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It couldn't possibly be because hes a raving lunatic.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that, napalm that bitch.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basic mayo on a lobster roll seems like heathenous behavior.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok that got a good chuckle out of me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK LEANDROS. TITUS LIVES STOMP STOMP

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this was a show I would pay for it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the lettuce would wither and get lost in this, would rather have pickles instead.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally a reasonable goddamn burger

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peter is such a jackass.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People like to make inane statements for the sake of being a part of the public discourse then get mad when you point out how inane they are

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A very liberal amount of fire.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Perhaps the most mediocre chicken sandwich I've ever eaten. The prepackaged chicken sandwiches at QuikTrip were superior.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tank being chased by like 30 EOD bots was great in the Portal trailer.

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

The 70s would like a word.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those fuckers are fast and scary the shit out of me.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm going to ask you once, politely to shut the hangar door. The second time wont be polite.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not charged as of yet, this why people think the rules dont apply to them. This brazen act of stupidity should have been charged immediately

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

At least Bojangles still has Bo Rounds.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some mental gymnastics there buddy.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Had to be up at 6am, they only stopped blowing shit up at 12am.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How in gods great tits is it that hot in Oregon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My AC died the other day (NC) and our apt was stuck on 81 for 2 days. Absolutely hell. ERCOT is out of their minds.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0