tekjess

2725 pts ยท March 28, 2012


I somehow instinctively guessed up to the letter P.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Put... put your schwang in it?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had to be wearing some at some point, his eyes are so clean in comparison.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Was this from Tenet?

3 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

Put... Put your wang in it...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am also not a fan of people who slam on Jim Morrison.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nagi over there being a good cat.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

shew-shew-shew-shew

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May we have a recipe?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could replace "Developer" with "Soldier", and "Tacos" with "Tobacco".

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not in south Texas sadly.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait till principle engineer promotion, or gosh.. when you become an architect.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

COBOL is life.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parents used both of these.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aberlour is one of my favorite scotches.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A smoke and a beer go together like a piss and a fart.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There is a chip or two in the woodwork on the edge.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty metal.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wheelies with a pillion load are the best.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop doing wheelies without a clean air kit.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kakapos are dope.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a cow ant, but not fully there; regardless i bet it's stings hurt a ton.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love noods.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes it is, I knew a legally blind man with 200/200 vision and would still drive. It's very odd.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A few heart attacks were given that day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know why I don't need to see this, because there is absolutely nothing I can do about it, and it just makes me feel bad.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big ass watch! Would have been interesting if the finger ring was a smaller watch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0