telepathboy

232 pts ยท June 27, 2012


"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in the background just really seals the deal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feeling better already

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And a shout-out back to you, my Imgur homepage curator!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously great stuff all around, but that red habanero one is going to taste amazing on the summer sausage

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having weak knees in the shower is just asking for an accident. If jerking off doesn't make your knees weak, you're doing it wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It means you add those two lines together. 1/3 cup = 1 tsp + 5 tbsp

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too have a flamepoint known for his subtlety

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noted.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And square was meant to bring up menus...

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Please don't fuck my Mitsubishi.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zero. Strangely enough, if you're trying to count both wins and losses, the answer is zero, as they balance out perfectly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dated a woman with a ferret once. When it died, she told me she had its year-dead brother in her freezer. We broke up that day.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote for reference... but you edit that and put an "a" in front of that tank. You put that a in right now!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because they find it more comfortable :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We have a call center at work, and they're allowed to hang up on a client for profanity. With a 30-40 minute queue, it's a death sentence.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, dijon mustard man. To this day.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 30 and most definitely did not have pizza lunchables as a kid. Although, I think I stopped getting them by like... 12.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't... stop... laughing...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But did he have... Tiger blood?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Makes me think of "Dark City", I think it was called. Always dark, streets are rounded so you can't leave, crazy government.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks shopped. I have experience with these things.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a pillow... it's a butt... it's a pillow-butt!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had photoshop skills and a modicum of ambition, I would find a picture of Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate saying "Everywhere!"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He really is a poopy-head.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hodor.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No, but you lose internets for calling internets internet points.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, looks like you're right. I thought he was actually mentioned, as opposed to implied through other books.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, I believe Aragorn is in the Hobbit, at Rivendell, as a very small child.

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 7

I just want to hug them all, but I can't... can't hug every cat!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0