He was the toughest looking guy at the whiskey bar that night. He drank 8 of these mangotinis.
That time I thought I lost my dog in a field
Tried to get a deal at the thrift store today. Thanks Mackelmore.
While we're doing the "What a difference one day makes" thing
When my hand falls asleep on the arrow keys...
Now everyday can be Cat Day!
Daily jokes with Cleverbot ...
grandma's 18 year old cat
Oh, cleverbot...
Remembering my brother's dog this time of year...