I wanted to tell my doctor's secretary that this wasn't a decorative figurine but I couldn't
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The Imgur Suit
If someone asked me to sum up first world problems, I’d send them this.
Do it
I Kept The Last Cracker For Myself And This Peacock Was Ready To Fuck Me Up Over It
*queue mic drop
When the teacher calls on our group and asks how our group project is going, but me and the foreign exchange student have been playing spank the monkey the entire class.
I'd like to know the backstory on that sandwich
Bernie Savage
My son just learned how to use our Amazon Echo
Mrw my son tells me if I don't give him ice cream before dinner he won't eat.
They forgot to include the calories for the other two burgers I order for myself
Stars
Protests in NY right now
Mrw listening to Trump address the nation about the new VOICE department
I’ve been hiking through Colombia for the past two months.
Billboards with a NY attitude
Please tell me in not the only idiot that's done this.
Damnit Jesus, behave yourself
Lol who did this
Every other hour my phone be like
No title needed.
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They're going to have to lay off a lot of people for this loss.
Well, there's no arguing with that logic.
Historic loss that no one's talking about
Some of the best memories I have are these few moments.
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What the hell kind of drink is this?
They may be small, but all your dreams CAN come true.
Take a whiff of my dirty little secrets
Held a door open for a woman today, got told "Uh, I'm out of you're league"
Came to pick up my cats from my parents house. Their cat wasn't having it.
It's accurate
2016 in nine words.
Wood Porn- building my son a bed
They had it right in the 50's, and I'm confident that we'll keep it this way.
We get it, You're single.
Biden and Romney are about to have a meme off
How to get a free printer
I'm Biden on this guy for 2020
I think we're becoming a little too sensitive these days.
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MRW I realize the majority of Imgur is ridiculously attractive
Cheesier than a Panera bread soufflé
Wood porn- building my son a bed (part 2)
Haters gonna say it's fake
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The secret ingredient of fireball
I know you guys don't like spoilers, but...
It's too early, 2017.
Can confirm- it works.
Oh dear Allah that's savage
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Every sob story I read
Verschränkung
When the post is long as fuck and OP doesn't give you the common courtesy of a TLDR.