Pretty much everything in Australia wants to hurt you

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2

780

So I guess I’m...not going to work today.

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37

2422

I’m sick of these Mother F**ken snakes on this Mother F**ken island!

21

25

793

The retcon we need...

16

9

497

Deadly vs Deadlier - cause in Australia even the deadly stuff has to be shit-scared of something...

15

9

963

When she wants to cuddle bud you just need your space...

13

16

758

Baby Murder Worms anyone?

80

10

3397

Well this was bound to happen...

1

0

105

Yeah oddly satisfying...

9

7

520

“He was a big boy…”

37

11

1123

But... how did the kid see him?

3

0

53

There’s something funny about that dunny...

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5

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