When my aunt is on her third or fourth glass of eggnog and sees any young people
A potato for the 99,999er
chimply marvelous
. . .
Barbie gollum
MRW a cute girl looks at me across the bar
One of my former students sent this to me after I left Vietnam over a year ago
MRW a member of the royal family chases me
MRW someone sees me peeing on a bush at 1am
3 pugs that is all
What I'm actually thinking at work
Pawdicure model
I have started thinking about everything differently since reading this
MRW my landlord turns the water back on
Was reading comments (?!) when all of a sudden
I stand by LNI, whatever downvotes may come!
MRW someone says the cookies are done
You can always tell a Milford Man
today's my birthday, i.e.,
The struggle is real
when I order two stacks of pancakes
Literally the dumbest picture I could find on my computer
Airfare prices by days till departure
Paint me like one of your French Generals...
Beer consumption by state
Relaxing summer BBQs
Getting real tired of your shit, monkey
going to a restaurant after breaking up with my vegan girl
MRW I'm at a gay bar winging my buddy and someone hits on me
Nobody
Ferret Brothers
Bond Stats
I think about this whenever my boss gives me shit
This morning my barber asked if my hairstyle was a joke or not...
When I fart really loud but forget to blame the dog
Top o' the LNI to you
dog decision-making
when I eat anything near my cat
been waiting 3 years to submit this...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Oh, my"
"Dear Sir or Madam..."
have some old timey kittens!
whenever anyone asks me "really" or "are you sure"
Looking through old pictures folder, part 2
When my 8yo niece beats me in Connect Four
Benji is not amused...
Total badass
I'm drunk
Thanks for reading
I'm sorry
Deviously planned cakeday photo of my dog a year ago and today
Looking through old pictures folder, part 1
my new background :-)
My dog gets all the ladies
Sent this picture to my best friend during a truly shitstorm fight, and we both just laughed got over it...